threatened by an angry little elf

Yesterday I had the once in a life time of being threated by an angry little elf. I will refrain from names to protect the innocent but some will know of who I speak. I was casually joking with some colleges of mine in the lab and one angry little elf threatened to throw a phone book at my face if i ever did it again. My solution, write a blog about it because it was hilarious. Some may relate to me in this life threatening experience, it is a elite club, one that i am proud to be a member of.